Let's get weird.

via downfallofi · originally by takeustoglory
via happycampermel · originally by fymodernfamily

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

via happycampermel · originally by raubbenhood
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It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.

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— It’s not that I don’t love you.  (via extrasad)
via dirtyberd · originally by extrasad
osteo-princess:

Skull in a salt lake.

osteo-princess:

Skull in a salt lake.

via lauriedumas · originally by reddit.com

marxisforbros:

Important performances in modern history.

via fantasievoll · originally by sergioxaguilera
3freefromlimits:

lt-laularryaddict:

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

the cat’s face…

this never gets old

3freefromlimits:

lt-laularryaddict:

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

the cat’s face…

this never gets old

via w00dk1d · originally by ruinedchildhood
woke up with a case of the fuckarounds. every damn day.
posted 1 day ago
via batemanbatman · originally by jumboburrito

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via jesseprickman · originally by ssharmans