Folk metal mosh pit.
THE SHIRE CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW
(Source: peregrint)
Really?
So this girl I went to school with apparently got so wasted last night that she woke up next to a banana wrapped in masking tape.
All I thought was, that poor banana probably needs therapy.
Also how is not recalling the previous night fucking awesome. You can’t recall anything to prove your statement as fact.
This just happened. My mom is on the money.
- Mom: Hey Hun!
- Step dad: Hey. Wait..where's Brig?
- Mom: She's in the office. I think she's blogging.
- Stepdad: Oh...Okay.

